This conversation just happened.
LK–Pokado! Count to 5!
LK–No no. FIVE.
LK–That’s not how you count to five. Mommy, tell Pokado she has to count to five!
Me–LK, she knows full well how to count to five. She’s just having fun with you.
He glared at her. She giggled uncontrollably for the next several seconds. And I was generally amused.